Water Cooler G'z is for all you Gatorade Sunny Delight Draankin Late Seventies and early Eighties babies who still wishes that they were Corey Feldman playing the part of "Mouth" from the Goonies moonlighting as an MC at a Howard the Duck themed Hip Hop BBQ Summer throwdown in the Boogie Down Bronx while eating a goddamn fruit roll up with Fresh Kid Ice and Billy Joel while bumpin De La soul on some Garbage Pale Kid's Boombox that he stole from Larry Johnson's Grandmamaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
